Boy Talk With Rick Cataldo

Greetings Fighting Females readers, and welcome to a special edition of "Boy Talk", and in this issue, I would like to talk, preach, knowledge, and even gossip about one certain lady in WSU. No not myself, not my partner Brittney Savage, and not even the over rated champion. Nope, I want to talk about the quintessential WSU wrestler : Alicia.

quin·tes·sence :
1: the fifth and highest element in ancient and medieval philosophy that permeates all nature and is the substance composing the celestial bodies
2: the essence of a thing in its purest and most concentrated form
3: the most typical example or representative

There is no question about it, Alicia is the quintessential woman of WSU. During the prime of her career she was the face of the company when it first started in 2007. Between hardcore matches with Luna Vachon, putting others through tables, and winning all kinds of tournaments, Alicia has achieved everything one can within the company ....... so fall off already bitch!

Okay, I’ll give credit where credit is do... Alicia is the poster girl of WSU, she is the original "it girl" of the promotion, and hell even before WSU, was arguably one of, if not the top woman wrestler in the north east indy scene. Well that was then, and this is now. Then myspace was cool, now its all about twitter ..... back then Lindsay Lohan made one or two good movies .... now she makes one or two phone calls a day in prison. It seems like everybody is stuck in the past with Alicia! I don’t get it! Her wardrobe is dated, her moves are dated, her makeup is dated, HELL she even left for a hot minute and yet she still manages to demand more spotlight than most of us! (I'm speaking of course about the other ladies in WSU and not myself of course) Okay, so maybe I’m acting a little bitter, maybe even jealous? NO! NEVER! But let me tell you why I’m upset with this one trick pony.

It was August 6th, and me and Brittney Savage wanted to update our fabulous stable The Cosmo Club with a new member, well who better than Alicia? I'm not going to praise the chick, but obviously a decorated achieved kinda pretty girl can join us... I mean your automatically great by association, so that night before I had my match with Niya (and somehow lost! ughh) we introduced Alicia as our new member! The crowd was stunned, hell even Brittney could not believe she buried the hatchet with her rival .... but it was easy......

I confronted Alicia with the idea of joining us, and she gave me attitude, acted all high and mighty as if she was too good for me and my stable. Then I reminded her that, she has done it all ... really. I told her pretty soon no one will care for her anymore, I mean I don’t. She is a one trick pony. I was honest with her, and said without my gang, she is going to be in the same place .... the valley of the fatigue. I also happened to drop about roughly $500 on the floor that I let her keep but I'm sure that was not the real reason why she saw things my way.

So there you have it, along with the Spirit Champion, and the Tag Champs, Alicia was now under my strings and I could finally play with everyone's favourite voluptuous Barbie as I pleased. That was until she decided to come forth during Brittney's match and told us how she went behind our back and invoked her rematch clause for the Spirit Championship! I was furious! She had some nerve to try and become champ instead of letting us use her! I mean anyone would kill to just hang out with the likes of Brittney and I! Then to add insult to injury she won! Alicia stole Brittney's Title! ugh. I was so sick and disgusted. I threw up so much that night (granted I had a photo shoot the next day so it worked out) Well it became obvious to me that Alicia was a gold digger! She even attacked Angel Orsini later that night, and from the stuff I hear in the locker room it is because she wants her belt as well! BUT WAIT! Then I heard later after the show she met up with not one, but two rich men and forced them to take her out to dinner! That explains why I saw her the next week with expensive jewellery everywhere. Ugh!

Alicia is close to becoming a has been, so she should enjoy all this undeserved spotlight she is milking. Obviously I'm not over her tricking us like that, and let me tell you, if you think I dislike her, Brittney is destroying every outfit she bought to look like her, and ripping all her posters off the wall, even burned photos they took together .... whoops. Don't tell her I said that, but I think it's good Savage is trying her best not to be an Alicia wannabe anymore, I even forced her to dye her hair colour! Ha she is so gullible .... oh again, don't tell her I said that. Anyways congratulations Alicia; you tricked Brittney, out of all the things you done in WSU trust me that wasn't the most impressive.

In other news, I found a jar of laxatives on a bathroom floor right after Marti Belle and Tina San Antonio used the toilets ..... stress for the rookies much? I hear in Mexico they are holding a special parade for Mercedes Martinez, the guest of honour could not make it because she is making her 400th title defence that weekend. Amy Lee called Jenny Craig the other day ...... more info to come. Angel Orsini refused to go to an asylum just like she refused to go to rehab.... Lexxus of the Boston Shore was rejected a modelling contract ... no shock there, and finally Cindy Rogers is taking my advice on getting hair extensions.