So everyone here at Fighting Females Online wants to hear from yours truly? I am not surprised... thankfully I am in a giving mood today, so I will for once let you all know exactly what are on the thoughts of the "Super Shot"..

You see, contrary to popular belief... Joey Spector loves women... I can't get enough of them.. big ones, little ones, short ones, tall ones... I fall for the best of them.. real high class broads.

But women that do not understand their role? Their pecking order in life? Total turn-off.. and thats where Alissa Flash comes into the picture..

Let's go back to November 2009, when Alissa made her debut in a match against Hamada here at River City Wrestling. Alissa as hard as she tried.. and it's cute when women try because they can never get anything right the first time, was no match for Hamada.
 
Turns out, Alissa needed Andy Dalton and myself to bail her out of trouble when she found out she couldn't win the match. Me and Dalton showed  that Men were indeed the better of the two sexes and protected that ungrateful trollop against Hamada, Ann Dromeda and Hernandez in an impromptu six man tag match.
 
The outcome however, was that our team lost, mostly in part to Alissa's incompetence as a team player. It was because of her, that me and Dalton lost what was pretty much a guarenteed victory. Proving that because was a female.. not only was she inferior to our techincal expertise.. but that she was also the weakest link in our chain of success.

Sadly, Alissa's good looks didn't hide the fact that she was a complete screw up.. and I had to kick her out the door.
 
'Flash' Forward.. (pun intended) to 2010, Alissa felt it upon herself to go against the grain and turn her back against me coming into RCW trying to put the spotlight in the house that Joey Spector built. Thus, my true problem against her.  Women, don't belong in the spotlight of wrestling. If anything, she is lucky I have even allowed her to come back to RCW after her shenanigans when we teamed up.
 
Which brought us to the RCW Battle of the Sexes in April 2010. I challenged her to the match because she needed to be taught a lesson. I needed to get a hold of her, and put her in check. She needed to understand her role and that was not only owning up to her mistakes, but to obey my every beck and call. She needed to know that her role as a woman was not to hog the spotlight of wrestling, but to be subserviant to every man out there. To be the quintessential woman, she needed to learn how to cook, clean, and treat her man (me), like a king. She refused, and just to try to one-up me, put a stipulation that if I lost I would have to wear a skirt.
 
Needless to say, that floozy cheated to win the match, because in a fair contest, I would NEVER lose to a woman, muchless Alissa Flash.
 
Luckily, I rebounded the next couple of months, and won my matches (further proving that Alissa's win was a fluke).. and I won the RCW Championship.
 
For some reason, RCW management and Brandon Oliver decided that Alissa Flash had first dibs on gaining a title shot, the first defense of my reign.
 
It was clearly not only another " Battle of the Sexes".. but it was also a " Battle for the ages".. history was to be made. Everyone was wondering if Alissa would make history that night by not only winning a championship belt.. but being the FIRST woman to win a promotions Heavyweight title.
 
I don't understand how she got away with blantant disregard of the rules in front of the referee, she should have been disqualified over 20 times in the match, however, once again I was served a heaping plate of "double standards" as Alissa drove me into a chair that I put in the turnbuckle (to keep the ring safe.. not to use on her! Despite what you may think, Joey Spector is an honest man!) and was followed by a vertebreaker..
 
Of course, the crowd rejoiced when the referee counted the pinfall and Alissa was declared victory.. and every RCW fan and internet fan went home happy that evening.
 
Little did I know, that for once justice would be served in the form of long term RCW employee and former commissioner Ray "The Voice". Ray pointed out a clause in the contract stating that the match had a time limit of 15 minutes.. and upon reviewing the tape.. the match went :30 seconds over the time limit.
 
In the interest of fairness, Ray pushed RCW management that justice needed to be served, and that current commissioner Jeromy Sage was not impartial enough to handle the position alone. Thus, Ray "The Voice" had become co-commissioner with Sage.
 
In what had been described by the "hypocrite" fans and internet marks for Alissa Flash as a screwjob. The announcement that her victory had been declared "Null and Void" and the belt would be coming back to myself, erased the false history that was made, and for once I was given what I deserved and Alissa would be out of my hair forever.
 
However, this dog didn't get to enjoy his day too long. For Jeromy Sage felt the need to change my match in August from defending against Weazy Woo, to Alissa Flash receiving another rematch. To say that I was appaled and upset is a definite understatement. But being the fighting champion I am. I decided to agree to the match however, I had my demands, the match would be no DQ,  and if Alissa lost.. she would be my slave for 30 days so I can show her what its like to be domesticated.
 
But one more important stipulation to this match: You see, not only am I the greatest wrestler in RCW history, but I am a busy man, I have moved up in my life, getting a good solid job at Michaels Arts & Crafts, becoming Employee of the month, and enjoying my life, because to me the RCW fans didn't warrant me caring to grace their lives with my presence. They are lucky if they get 15 minutes of my time.. which they got the first title defense.. so this match came with a 12 minute time limit (15 min is too generous since the last match and its my time not hers or the fans!)
 
Come show day however, Sage felt me having the insurance policy of my Hired "Texas Hitmen" would be unfair for poor Alissa, he cut a deal that they would be allowed ringside if the time limit was taken off..
 
I was clearly unfairly matched, as the match was suited for her benefit and even though I had totaly control of the match.. Lady luck was not on my side.. Alissa only won the match and the RCW title because she couldn't beat me with my demands.
 
It was around this time, that I decided to take a vacation in Cabo, and I ran into the love of my Life... my "Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez.. who showed me that not only does she take care of her man, but that she will kick the hell out of anyone that messes with him.
 
Sure she is a bit over protective of me, and at times aggressive I love her with all my heart... she has shown me what a true Queen is like, and so much that she will be getting my rematch clause and will be challenging Alissa Flash Sept 4th, for the RCW Championship.. and she promised me that I can carry the belt around..
 
Hopefully justice will FINALLY legitimately be served as my sweetheart will mop the floor with Alissa Flash and bring the belt back home with her. In the meantime, I am doing my best to be a good 'papi' by having the house clean and ready for my " Latina sensation" when she comes home!